Archive for Science

Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

Posted in Funny, Uncategorized with tags , on March 6, 2010 by The Quintessential Geek

Your momma’s so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.

Your momma’s so fat, the escape velocity at her equator = 10^27km/s

Yo momma is so fat, she she has her own event horizon.

[via Reddit]

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16 Golden Retrievers teach about atoms

Posted in Science with tags , , , on February 6, 2010 by The Quintessential Geek

A whole bunch of scientists walk into a bar… [Jokes]

Posted in Comedy with tags , on November 30, 2008 by The Quintessential Geek

This is just the beginning:

“Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, ‘I think not.’ And he vanished.”
[via Miss Cellania]