Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

Your momma’s so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.

Your momma’s so fat, the escape velocity at her equator = 10^27km/s

Yo momma is so fat, she she has her own event horizon.

[via Reddit]

16 Golden Retrievers teach about atoms

A whole bunch of scientists walk into a bar… [Jokes]

This is just the beginning:

“Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, ‘I think not.’ And he vanished.”
[via Miss Cellania]