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New Contest Page

Posted in Uncategorized on May 30, 2016 by The Quintessential Geek

I have been entering contests for a year now, and have already won $1,000 in cash and prizes. Friends and family often ask me how I end up winning so much and so often. So I thought I’d be generous and share links to contests I enter.

Check it out here:


Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

Posted in Funny, Uncategorized with tags , on March 6, 2010 by The Quintessential Geek

Your momma’s so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.

Your momma’s so fat, the escape velocity at her equator = 10^27km/s

Yo momma is so fat, she she has her own event horizon.

[via Reddit]

Canadian Government authorizes new 25c coins

Posted in Hobbies, Uncategorized with tags , , on August 20, 2009 by The Quintessential Geek

via Canada Gazette

“The Royal Canadian Mint (Mint) wishes to produce six coins with denominations of twenty-five cents as part of the 2007–2010 Olympic Circulation Coin Program depicting the three most popular Canadian Olympic Winter Moments as selected by Canadians from the Top 10 Canadian Olympic Winter Moments contest. The top three moments would be featured in two versions, coloured and non-coloured, on twenty-five cent circulation coins. However, at present the Royal Canadian Mint is not authorized to produce coins with the proposed new Olympic designs. “