Archive for Jokes

Star Trek Groaners [Star Trek]

Posted in TV with tags , , on April 24, 2009 by The Quintessential Geek

Star Trek GroanersQuestion: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
Answer: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

Question: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?”
Answer: “Because I Riker.”

[See more at Miss Cellenia]

A whole bunch of scientists walk into a bar… [Jokes]

Posted in Comedy with tags , on November 30, 2008 by The Quintessential Geek

This is just the beginning:

“Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, ‘I think not.’ And he vanished.”
[via Miss Cellania]