Archive for the Funny Category

Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

Posted in Funny, Uncategorized with tags , on March 6, 2010 by The Quintessential Geek

Your momma’s so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.

Your momma’s so fat, the escape velocity at her equator = 10^27km/s

Yo momma is so fat, she she has her own event horizon.

[via Reddit]

Swine Flu vs. Bird Flu vs. Zombie Flu

Posted in Funny with tags , on September 15, 2009 by The Quintessential Geek

[via Dead Dog]