Nerdy ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes

Your momma’s so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.

Your momma’s so fat, the escape velocity at her equator = 10^27km/s

Yo momma is so fat, she she has her own event horizon.

[via Reddit]

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