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Star Trek Groaners [Star Trek]

Posted in TV with tags , , on April 24, 2009 by The Quintessential Geek

Star Trek GroanersQuestion: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
Answer: “Captain, we are being hailed.”

Question: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?”
Answer: “Because I Riker.”

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